Understanding Marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!"

That's Direct marketing...

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him."

That's Advertising...

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say:"Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me!"

That's Telemarketing...

You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?"

That's Public Relations...

You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! "Can you marry me?"

That's Brand Recognition...

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback...

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.

That's demand and supply gap...

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him

That's competition eating into your market share...

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your girl friend arrives.

That's restriction for entering new markets...